Inspired by Murphy's law, here are some interesting thoughts I found:
- Any equipment your life depends upon has been manufactured by the lowest possible bidder.
- Any tool dropped in a workshop will roll to the least accessable corner. Any object dropped on the way to the least accessable corner will land on your toe.
- Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- If the enemy is in range, so are you.
- If the enemy is retreating as you are advancing, you are entering an ambush.
- Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
- If its a stupid plan and it works, it isn't stupid.
- For any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version of that software appears on the market.
- Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will
- When you are waiting for someone for a long time, he/she will knock when you are in the bathroom.
- When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.
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