Thathuvams

I came across a few good ones and really enjoyed them. Chk it out!!

1. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink all day.
2. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. In fact, just leave me alone.
3. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
4. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
7. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
9. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
10. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
11. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
12. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
14. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
15. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
16. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
18. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.